The Ungiving Plate - Give me back my F'ing plate
Since we're actually not that nice and this actually isn't your plate. Go for the shock value with our favorite hostess gift that isn't a gift at all! Beautifully designed and intentionally un-giving these plates are perfect for every family gathering.
BUILT TO LAST: Made of 100% melamine, this plate is durable and top rack dishwasher safe, ideal for all of your sticky, outdoor shenanigans.
BECAUSE IT'S FUNNY: Other people let you keep their plates and pass them along but we're not those people, so please return to sender.
LIKE GOLDILOCKS: Just like in Goldilocks, this plate is just the right size at 11" in diameter.
EXPRESS YOUR FEELINGS: People should know where you stand and this leaves no doubt about how you feel. What's mine, as it turns out, is in fact mine.